APH - Cell Block Tango

'They had it coming. They had it coming.
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it,
I bet'cha you'd have done the same!

'So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired 2 warning shots...into his head!'
Had this been the boys instead of the girls, it would have been Finland killing Sweden. But there is only one girl that could possibly have a gun in hetalia, and that's Liechtenstein! That gun was a pain to draw~ DX The ribbon's in her hair because 1) that's where she wears it, and 2) she hsot him in the head!

Murderess: Liechtenstein
Victim: Switzerland

'I fixed him his drink, as usual.....you know, some men just can't hold their arsenic!'
I can see Monaco pouring drinks at a casino or something (and gambling), and I drew her in that dress a while ago (but I lost the doodle~), so she gets to poison her man!

Murderess: Monaco
Victim: France

'And he ran into my knife....he ran into my knife 10 times!'
It's sad, but Belarus could honestly qualify for 4 of the 6 parts of this song (except for the Hungarian one, obviously!). Like, she could murder her sister and brother as the 5th woman, or she could stab her brother as the 3rd one, or she could poison her brother with his Vodka as the 2nd one, or she could kill her brother for having an affair with every other country in the USSR as the 6th girl! But int eh end, I went with number 3, since it makes sense for Bella to ahve a knife!

Murderess: Belarus
Victim: Russia (he thought she was having an affair with Lithuania)

'uh uh....not guilty!'
Hungary had to be the Hungarian one; it was a no-brainer! And she wouldn't kill Austria (maybe beat him up, but not kill! )...oh, and Prussia murdered him, but framed her! Her ribbon is white because she's innocent!

Murderess: Hungary (*cough* Prussia *cough* )
Victim: Austria

'It wasn't until later...when I was washing the blood off my hands...I even knew they were dead!'
Belgium filled in for number 5, since I know some people ship NetherlandsXSpain and SpainXBelgium. I thought that those 2 could be having an affair, Belgium catches them, and beats the crap out of them (well...maybe something worse than that...) She has 2 ribbons because she killed 2 people, and I don't know how she did it, so one's in her hair!

Murderess: Belgium
Victims: Netherlands, Spain

'He saw himself as alive....and I saw him dead!'
There was honestly no one else I could think of to be number 6, because the other 3 girls who could have been number 6 don't really have a direct male to be paired with (Wy is still a child; no way was I drawing her in this situation!) BUt damn; Seychelles looks good in this~! The ribbon is around her neck, because I THINK she chokes him...maybe...

Murderess: Seychelles
Victim: England

2 things; 1) No, I don't ship these parings; I ship Liectenstein with no-one, MonacoXSeychelles, FranceXEngland, BelarusXRussia (one sided, because it's hilarious!), HungaryXAustria (only real one I used), Spamano, and no-one with Belgium!
2) I know these aren't the outfits from the original 'Chicago' performance, but considering what happened in Sex Ed. the other day, You've more chance of plaiting fog than getting me to draw those costumes! I mean; Liechtenstein is still a child, so that's just wrong; Monaco I cosplay as, so NO! And Seychelles is for personal reasons, so just...NO! NEVER!

Original video is here; give it a watch; it's a good song! [link]

Art copyright to me!
Cell Block Tango copyright to Chicago!
Liechtenstein, Monaco, Belarus, Hungary, Belgium and Seychelles copyright to Hetalia!